Funny Martial Arts Quotes
Funny quotes to put on favorite quotes on facebook?
I like making people laugh and stuff and that’s one way I like to be humorous. Please don’t just send me a link thank you. Please, also I have a reputation to uphold in my church so nothing too sexual. Also if you know of any quotes that talk about martial arts, fighting, or the boy scouts in a POSITIVE way that would be appreciated also. Thanks in advance!
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” – Albert Einstein
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips
